Whataweekend!!! Sobrang whataweekened!!! I wanna recap everything that happened since Thursday. But first, gusto ko muna i-chika na may sinabi sakin si Mr. Sexy Voice Ivan Malvar last weekend na hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan! Sobrang sweet and sobrang unexpected and sobrang nice.

Dude, tayo nalang nakakaalam nung sinabi mo, pero it was really so nice and you really made my day. (Yuuuuuuck! Ang drama! Hahahahaha!) Ayun na nga...

Let's start with Wednesday pala, not Thursday. Feeling ko itong araw na ito ang dahilan kung bakit ako nagkasakit. Nanood kami ni BestPren Pogie ng 13 Going on 30. It was fun. I enjoyed the movie. But we watched in an old abandoned theatre and was almost empty except for 2 folks sitting waaaaaaaaay in front. Pogie and I talked and talked all throughout the movie.

He was being the same old bossy-know-it-all Pogie again. This time, he was telling me the reasons why I would end up alone forever. Lemme see if I could remember some of his arguments...

Oh...

1. I'm too nice. He said the only way guys could see me is as borderline one-of-the-boys or kid-sister. He said my like of boy-ie things such as cars and sports makes me a mere kabarkada and competition even.

2. I'm too independent. He said guys like girls who would need them once in a while. Hindi raw katulad ko na kung titignan mo halos wala nang room for needing.

3. I'm too picky. He said the "matangkad, maitim, left-handed, soccer player" ideal guy that I set for myself is a litte too immature and there's like a million to one chance that I will ever find a guy like that.

Ok, now for my comback... Sabi ko...

1. Hindi ko alam kung anong masama sa pagiging nice. Eh mabait talaga ako eh. Sabi niya, yung ginawa ko daw for Jojo na dinalhan ko sha ng gamot at 3 am in the morning nung natusok sha nung yero sa may likod ng bahay nila was a bit over the top daw.

Unang-una, eh nangangailangan yung tao eh. Pano kung mamatay na yun sa tetano? Besides, I'd do it for anyone. Sabi ni Pog, "yun na nga! You'd do it for anyone!" Mahirap daw tuloy makita kung kanino daw talaga ako interisado kasi I'm nice to everyone. Heller!!! Hindi naman kasi ako sabik na lahat ng tao ginagawa kong potential. Hindi ako desperado at hayok!!!

"Maybe that's your problem," sabi ng hayop. "Dapat i-assume mo na lahat ng tao pwedeng maging potential. He could be looking at you right now. He could be desperately, in love with you but he's just too chicken shit to tell you. And watching you play nice with everyone is making him wonder if he's special at all."

Napatahimik ako. I doubt that guy exists, but if he does, eh ewan! Sige, let's say na ang nice girl attitude is being considered.

2. Ok, what's wrong with being independent. I'm not one of those girls na hindi mabubuhay ng walang kasama! Isn't independence supposed to be a good thing?

"Good thing nga," Singgit si hayop. "Pero minsan maganda naman na hinihingan mo rin ng tulong yung lalake. Hindi yung para na siyang nagiging useless sayo. Like, palagi ka nalang nagdadala ng kotse. Kahit susunduin kita, gusto mo ikaw pa magdadala ng car, eh ako nga susundo sayo eh!"

I explained to Pogie was, minsan kasi I feel bare without my car. Alam mo yun, it's my haven. Safety net ko na I know if ever shit happens, pwede ako umeskapo agad. So ang hirit naman ni gago... "Yun pa, ang hirap mo kasi mag-trust!"

Sorry po!! Tao lang!!

3. Hindi kaya ako madaming standards, heroh!!! The matangkad, maitim, left-handed, soccer player parang perfect guy lang yon for me. It doesn't really mean anything. And what's wrong with having standards? Sa totoo lang eto lang talaga ang hinahanap ko sa mga lalake:

<mabango> kahit ano pa itsura mo, basta mabango ka ang gwapo-gwapo mo!
<funny> at hindi yung funny na puro panlalait at pananakit ang alam, kailangan yung talagang genuinely funny na wholesome.
<maganda watch> i admit, may fetish ako pagdating sa watches. Kung iba ang unang tinitignan sa tao shoes, eyes, o ass, ako watch! You can tell a lot about a guy through his watch. Ugali, personality, taste, style etc. Everybody can go wrong and be a fashion victim for one day or even one week... But a watch is forever. Hehe. You can have only one great watch and you'll be set for life. If your watch can go with anything... Casual look, formal look, shorts etc, then I think you can go with anything as well. It's a weird perception in life, I know, but it's just my thing.
<hindi feeling> chohs!! Ang pinaka-ayaw ko talaga yung mga assuming na tao. Punyeta! Yung mga feeling nila may gusto ako sa kanila, tapos magfufumiling na! Ay punyeta talaga!! Paki-clarify, ang gwapo mo eh! Basta ayoko nung mga KSP, bibbo, yung mga nagnanasang maging miyembro ng SCQ or Star Struck. Sa totoo lang, mas naaliw ako sa mga mahiyain na lalake. Mas cute eh. Hihihihihi.

Yun lang po. Now, kung mababaw ako for having those standards, eh I'm sorry. Tao lang po!

Break muna, pagod na ako... May sakit pa ako eh... (Wawa...)