There are so many questions that have always lingered in my mind but I never asked because people might think it's stupid or pa-cute. But now, I don't care anymore. I said before, no more masks, so here I am, unmasked. (Yuck! Ahehehe!)

1. Who is Romeo? And why must he die?
2. In the book Pride and Prejudice, why is Mr. Darcy the one with pride and Elizabeth Bennet prejudice when Elizabeth Bennet was the one who's proud because she totally shut off Mr. Darcy when she heard him speak ill of her during that party? Which brings me to my former point that Mr. Darcy should be prejudice because he spoke ill of Elizabeth Bennet even before he knew her.
3. What the hell is the real purpose of the MMDA? Do they clean the metro? Are they cops? If they are cops, then who are the PNP?
4. Who the hell is Jose Pidal?! (Pramis, diko talaga sha kilala!)
5. What is the use of Algebra? Seriously, back me up on this!
6. Why is there such a thing as courtship? It's either you like each other or you don't! It's as simple as that.
7. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
8. Why are there legal sized paper? Would you be arrested if you made illegal sized paper?!
9. The lady in National Bookstore said that the number 2 pencil is most popular. If that's the case, why is it number 2?
10. If human beings evolved from monkeys and apes, then why are there still monkys and apes? Were they slow ones in the bunch? And were they teased when everyone else were becoming cool and human? (Poor bastards!)
11. Why do ballerinas have to stand on their toes?
12. Who the hell put the letter S on the word liSp? Haven't they suffered enough?
13. If you expect the unexpected, then doesn't the unexpected become the expected? (Ano ba!)
14. What would happen to the world if there were no hypothetical situations?
15. Finally, why do we press teh remote control buttons harder when they batteries are dead? Does the act make the batteries alive again? Why? Why? Whhhhhhhhhhhy?

I'm so confused.